2018-07-16 - -
2003-02-14 - -
2003-02-14 - -
2002-07-22 - my nail is gross and hurty
2002-07-22 - preserve flowers!
2002-07-17 - YAY!!
2002-07-09 - whatev. omg
2002-06-27 - i know i'm just an amateur, but i've got to try
2002-06-24 - 25% off
2002-06-21 - autobiography of a nation
2002-06-19 - summertime blues: 2002
2002-06-16 - surfing with the viet cong
2002-06-16 - "when you live in a nightmare, it's written all over your face"
2002-06-09 - fuh fuh fuh
2002-06-07 - naked boys
2002-05-17 - shaq pack!!!
2002-04-23 - dance too much booty in the pants
2002-04-22 - carnavale! with durable outer casing to prevent fall-apart
2002-04-22 - i'm dumb, she's a lesbian (or lesbean)
2002-04-11 - blasphemous?
2002-04-11 - porn
2002-04-11 - vulenerbility is all our insensitivity
2002-04-02 - after years of waiting, nothing came...
2002-03-27 - something's wrong with its brakes!
2002-03-19 - buy me bonestorm or go to hell!
2002-03-09 - tourettes
2002-03-07 - special offer!
2002-03-07 - sh2iuhe1e9u2jke2jkgtn2k
2002-03-07 - dont read this
2002-02-19 - dear weezer
2002-02-19 - I AM AN OLD LADY
2002-02-19 - toilet of fear and candy
2002-02-17 - what.
2002-02-01 - silly quiz things
2002-01-06 - he plays in the lights!
2001-12-29 - some of that $weeeeet a$$
2001-12-29 - emo boy rescue armada
2001-12-29 - my shoelaces are sex supreme!
2001-12-29 - oh i love christmas!
2001-12-08 - these burgers are crazy!
2001-10-18 - bastard child!
2001-09-14 - world trade center day three
2001-09-14 - world trade center day two
2001-09-14 - world trade center day 1
2001-09-10 - i am back for a limited time!
2001-07-26 - weeeezer!!!
2001-07-19 - webster was waaaay shorter than arnold
2001-07-19 - people are strange
2001-07-19 - jenny jones is the queen of family values
2001-06-23 - this pizza tastes like ass
2001-06-13 - JORDAN, YOU ARE A WENCH
2001-06-13 - listening to you...
2001-06-03 - semi-sexual music survey
2001-05-21 - why, zutroy here is as american as apple pie!
2001-05-18 - there aint nothing wrong with the way she moves
2001-05-01 - the ballerina movie? oh no!
2001-05-01 - who cares?
2001-04-28 - well it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet but maaan, AHAHHAA---so to answer your question, i don't know
2001-04-26 - cbgbs
2001-04-26 - lire confuses me
2001-04-06 - "wish you were her..." how many of these is he going to send??
2001-04-04 - lisa needs braces...DENTAL PLAN...lisa needs braces...DENTAL PLAN...
2001-04-1 - russell crowe lives at jordans
2001-03-22 - KICK ME FOR 10$
2001-03-22 - hippy gypsy!
2001-03-20 - I have neglected you for too long, make sweet monkey love to me!
2001-03-13 - i heart stuff
2001-03-10 - PERPLEXED
2001-03-07 - Mr. T makes me hot
2001-03-05 - Rats are not friendly like they are in cartoons
2001-03-05 - where is my snow? i was promised snow!
2001-03-03 - anti-bacterial hand soap!
2001-03-02 - Can't...stop....doing...the monkey!
2001-03-02 - "Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire."
2001-02-26 - I AM SORRY. Sorta. Not really.
2001-02-22 - gasp! hide the silverware! she's back
2001-02-17 - wah haahaha
2001-02-11 - It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black...
2001-02-11 - max power!!
2001-02-08 - I truly dig that kitchen table!
2001-02-08 - went to the fortune teller...
2001-02-07 - lovey dovey my ass
2001-02-07 - Ralph, Jesus didn't have wheels
2001-02-01 - IT'S SO UGLY
2001-02-01 - I'm going to defeat you and then i'm gonna...uh, EAT YOUR NOSE!
2001-02-01 - we have a remedy
2001-01-26 - Bright Shiny Things
2001-01-25 - Lance in Leather is so erotic
2001-01-24 - It's DARLING!
2001-01-24 - I LIKE NOOKS!
2001-01-24 - "I have soiled myself. How embarassing."
1-23-01 - Que es un dilly-o?
2001-01-18 - sigh
2001-01-17 - La La La La LA LA
2001-01-11 - urgh
2001-01-10 - Invisible Pants!
2001-01-10 - Topics for further study. (Aka: God, i'm smart)
2001-01-07 - They listen to the rap music, which gives 'em the BRAIN DAMAGE!
2001-01-06 - "Happy Fuzzy Puppy Heart Love"
2001-01-06 - Imagined Dismemberment
2001-01-05 - Oy Dios Mio! Mi oreja es mucho calor!
2001-01-04 - ouch!
2001-01-02 - Hyper Obesity!!!!!!
2000-12-30 (2) - Message to Wee Wee
2000-12-30 (2) - Big up to Brooklyn
2000-12-30 - It's Gonna Snow...
2000-12-30 - "Ow! My Friggin ears!!"
2000-12-29 - What have we done to the earth?
2000-12-25 - Where does it say 'No Horses'?!?
2000-12-23 - Don't be a gimp
2000-12-22 - Eww, it's groddy!
2000-12-20 - Come to Butthead
2000-12-20 - Brevity: The act of being brev
2000-12-20 - "You Mean to tell me that I've been playing an umbrella for 30 years?!?"
2000-12-18--(2) - I have Christmas lights, be proud
2000-12-18 - S E X
2000-12-16 - Help me McGuyver!
2000-12-14 - Who needs a prison penpal when they'll just bite you in the arm?
2000-12-13 - "Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changin' Wigs"
2000-12-09 - Please refrain from tasting the knob.
2000-12-09 - Covalent and Ionic Bonds made my life miserable for a year
2000-12-08 - I am the Eggman!! I am the Walrus!! Koo Koo Kajoo
2000-12-08 - Cheese is good
2000-12-07 - Are you gonna marry a carrot, Lisa??
2000-12-06 - I'm (not quite) Eighteen, and i don't know what I want...
2000-12-05 - Can I Borrow A Feelin'?
2000-12-03 - So Ted Koppel IS a robot!!
2000-12-01 - The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older..."
2000-11-30 (2) - Hey, you cut me off mid-funk
2000-11-30 - "Remember when i took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
2000-11-29 - GASP! It's a Freezer Geezer
2000-11-27 - Damn the Man! Save The Empire!!
2000-11-24 - "Hurray For Everything!!"
2000-11-18 - "I fell off the jungle gym, and when I woke up I was in here!"
2000-11-15 - Oh look, a bird has become petrified and lost it's sense of direction!
2000-11-14 - 100 Tacos for 100 Dollars
2000-11-13 - "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Boy or Girl!"
2000-11-11 - "Okay, don't panic. She can't have gotten far. She has no arms"
2000-10-18 - Baseball Blows
2000-10-17 - Don't Look here...
2000-09-23 - "I am a Golden God!"
2000-09-17 - "When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University!!"
2000-09-10 - "We are Spinal Tap from the UK, and you must be the USA!!"
2000-09-08 - Blah!
2000-09-07 - Back to the Hellhole
2000-09-06 - "We Don't Need No Education..."